A little bit of Nowhere

Ever notice how it's the little things in life that amuse us so much? More to the point, ever notice how it's the silly little idiocies in life that amuse us more than anything else? Well, this is not as much ''the little blog that could'' as it is ''the blog that enjoys going up the down escalator in your local mall.'' Will it have anything of real importance? No, probably not. But enjoy the ride never the less!

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?
Monday, September 17, 2007
 
-DEFINITIONS-


Sadness: [n] the innate urge I have to break down into tears, as I gaze upon the 3 bunks jammed full of winter slippers, and 2 bunks near-exploding with winterwear such as gloves, mitts, scarves and hats. (And it's not even October yet!)

Anger: [n] the strong feeling of hostility I have towards our Head Office, who sent us 18 rather large boxes of winterwear for our Winter kiosk...a kiosk that's not going to be in our mall until the very end of October. And where the hell am I going to put all of this? Which brings us to...

Ass: [n] the orifice into which I'd like to shove the head of the idiot who sent us all those kiosk boxes without bothering to check if we even had a kiosk in the first place.

Labels: , ,